i think he’s literally saying the jag can transport four dead bodies
That’s always how I assess the quality of a car.
And here I thought he meant like a getaway driver.
But this gives me a chance to tell one of my favorite stories! My family was playing Things (everybody writes down their answers to a prompt and then tries to guess who said what). Me and my three siblings were all responding in the same round, “Things you keep in the trunk of your car”. Our answers were:
the bodies of my victims
a shotgun, plastic sheeting, and a shovel
We know how to make our momma proud, eh heh heh heh.
I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this. Wear a damn helmet, guys. I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly just demonstrating just how little you value your own life. I know this horse has been absolutely beaten to death over the years, and I’m sure that my words won’t change some of your minds, but just look at the damage sustained by that helmet. Now imagine if your face was put through the same situation. While the helmet merely had part of it ground away by the sheer friction involved, your skull would be pudding. End of story.
TLDR Version: Wear a freaking helmet.
Wear. A. Fucking. Helmet. There’s a reason people in healthcare call them ‘donorcycles’.